amoying:

warm soda is the worst thing that can happen

pizzaforpresident:

if i was trapped inside a room filled with explosives and the only way out was to eat a whole tomato i would die

animetimsutton:

vaspim:

If you think your life sucks, just look at this picture and think “it could be worse.”

palms are sweaty
knees weak, arms are heavy
it’s fallen out of my hands already
mom’s spaghetti

iwasthepinkpantheronce:

nodaybuttodaytodefygravity:

chillwhore:

sylvanburningcenter:

i just puked because of how funny this was

SHE SOUNDS EXACTLY LIKE ALL OF THEM WTF

Okay but really honestly she sounds just like them

i watched this on the bus.

bad idea

rapewhistled:

mood: bae

cyberbullys:

people that go out of their way to ruin other peoples relationships because they are lonely sacks of shit need to go

momvan:

streetenvy:

Twerking birthday card.

THIS IS MONUMENTAL.

ming from awkward tweeted back@ me this is a good day